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England’s great new future has that same stale whiff of…
…impending failure. There’s new faces, exciting prospects, but it’s the same old dried up leader and the same old inadequacies that saw them scrape past an even younger and even worse Norwegian side in...
View ArticleForget what you saw England are again world beaters…
…under the messiah Roy. A rather standard response that every is great and we can forget the past after another poor performance sees England beat a hopeless Swiss side in what should be their toughest...
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Cut, clarity, colour, carat, England’s diamond…
…has none. England’s latest two Euro 2016 qualifiers against San Marin and Estonia show Roy’s diamond is a bit of overpriced paste tat. Yes there was two wins, it’s six points, haven’t conceded,...
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“Oh, don’t sing for this…
…rubbish”. That was the plaintive cry from one viewer as the Wembley crowd sang their delight at another insipid performance by England as they won yet another Euro 2016 qualifier, this time over...
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Who writes Harry Kane’s…
…scripts. After Harry Kane scored his first senior goal for England 79 seconds into his début, after three touches, you wonder who writing his scripts, but you know it ain’t Roy. You don’t know what...
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It’s a good job Roy is only about…
…the results. It is after all a result based business and that’s what Roy’s England managed against Slovenia to go unbeaten in qualification in the season after that miserable World Cup. It’s 24 years...
View ArticleThe record was only going to be broken by…
..penalties. In his attempt to surpass Bobby Charlton as record goal scorer for England, Wayne Rooney had to be handed the easiest way to do so with a couple of penalties, that sum him up these days....
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According to the media only goals…
…count. Looking at the scores out of ten each England player got in their Euro 2016, dead rubber, qualifier against Estonia being rubbish counts for nothing if you score. But then after I’ve looked at...
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This’ll be where Roy’s 100%…
…ends. Roy Hodgson’s England completed their 100% run through Euro 2016 qualifying with a three nil victory over the might of Lithuania. The easiest of easy groups completed with a 100% winning record...
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Everybody saw that coming, well apart from…
…Roy probably. A lot of people got rather too excited about England’s undefeated run since the World Cup debacle through qualification for Euro 2016, in a never mind the quality feel the width way....
View ArticleNow that’s the type of England friendly we know…
…and love. While England’s almost A-team shone in Germany the B-team grasped their chance with both hands, fell over, let it slip out of their grasp and threw it into the back of their own net, as they...
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Roy is still dithering…
…when it’s obvious to everyone else. The fact that Roy Hodgson is still dithering over which striker to take to Euro 2016 shows that the biggest factor in any England failure this summer will be Roy....
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Roy Hodgson is the new Keggy Keegle…
…the irony. A.K.A. Defenders? We don’t need no stinkin’ defenders… Back when Glenn Hoddle was driven out of the England job by Tony Blair on Richard & Judy, I really rather wanted Roy Hodgson to...
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Forget it Jake, it’s…
…Roy Hodgson. click for full size I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the biggest impediment to this England side is Roy Hodgson and he couldn’t help himself from proving it again in England’s...
View ArticleRoy Hodgson the brave, inspirational, tactical…
…genius. Apparently we all have to be in awe of the great managerial skills of Roy Hodgson after England came from behind to beat Wales in their Euro 2016 group game. Yes the tactical genius of doing...
View ArticleWell Roy Hodgson finally got what he…
…wanted. Roy has been desperate to play Wilshere and Henderson and he finally got his wish and boy did it work a dream as England drew their final group game to finish below Wales. Roy didn’t go the...
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Roy will be overjoyed with Iceland…
…a lot easier than Tesco. Yes we had to go with the obligatory supermarket reference to the fact England will be facing the smallest nation in the tournament, Iceland, in the last 16 of Euro 2016. One...
View ArticleGeorg Bjarnfreðarson your boys gave us a hell…
…of a beating. Well if that’s not a fitting end to Roy Hodgson’s tenure as England manager, losing to little Iceland in one of the most inept performances for years to exit Euro 2016, I don’t know what...
View Article“I don’t really know what I am doing here”…
…can there be a better epitaph for Roy Hdosgon than his own words. The coward that is ex England manager Roy Hodgson finally turned up to be asked questions and was most put out by the fact, didn’t...
View ArticleThere couldn’t be more fitting a final for such an awful…
…tournament. Euro 2016 ended as it started and then meandered for a month as the only team to beat Iceland lost the final to the team that qualified out of the group stage below Iceland. In...
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